Time for a Joke – Talkin’ Big.

There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remains quiet. After a while one of the first two turns to the third and says, “Well, what about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife?”

WHY WOMEN SHOULDN’T TAKE MEN SHOPPING

Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store.
We cannot tolerate this behaviour and have been forced to ban both of you from the
store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. J.Hudson are listed below and are
documented by our video surveillance cameras.