October 2, 2009 at 8:52 pm Leave a comment

We all need a laugh every now and then………  Check out some of the other jokes in my LOL 😀 category. 


After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany  her on her trips to Target. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women – she loves to browse.  Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Target.  

Dear  Mrs.Hudson  
Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behaviour and have been forced to ban both of you from the  store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. J.Hudson  are  listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.  
1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people’s cart’s when they weren’t looking.

2.  July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.  

3. July  7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor  leading to the  women’s restroom.  

4. July  19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, ‘Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away?. This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose time and costing the company money.   
5.  August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M & Ms on layby.   
6.  August 14: Moved a ‘CAUTION – WET FLOOR’ sign to a carpeted  area. 11.  October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the ‘Mission Impossible’ theme.   
12.  October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his ‘Madonna look’ by using different sizes of funnels.     
13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled ‘PICK  ME! PICK ME!’    
And last, but not least:  !” One of the clerks passed out.   

7.  August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers he’d invite them in if they would bring pillows and  blankets from the bedding department to which twenty children obliged.  

8.  August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, ‘Why can’t you people just leave me alone?’ Police were called.  

9.  September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose. 

10.  September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.   

14.  October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a foetal position and screamed  ‘OH NO! IT’S THOSE VOICES  AGAIN!’ 

15.  October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, ‘Hey! There’s no toilet paper in here

I would love to give credit to the author of this joke – if anyone knows who it is please let me know!  The image is from Chumpysclipart.com


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Nicole Carr

Rizoleey = Riley + Zoe
I loved writing a diary for both of my children during their first year, I also made them a wonderful scrapbook of photos. Since my son turned 1 I needed a new avenue to express my creativity - Blogging combines my love of scrapbooking, kids activities, photography and writing.
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